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Did you hear? New Jersey is officially the first state going straight to Hell. This is the craziest thing I've ever heard of in my life. I mean, everyone knows gay marriage will just encourage people to be gay! It's exactly like how hanging around tall people will make you tall. Come on folks, gay parents will just raise gay children since straight parents only raise straight children, right?!

Here's another thing, gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. Christianity. And us Christians hate queers as much as God does.

Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract, right?!

Being a huge fan of geography, what makes me the most upset is that the state of New Jersey has already starting changing the names of its counties. Don't believe me? Click on this map and zoom in to check it out...

Special thanks to Nikki Fisher!

I thought I'd take a second to set this straight...Christians have no problems with gay couples having legal rights like married couples do or with gay people in general. We only have problems with "gay marriage." You see, our problem is that we as humans do not even possess the authority to legalize "gay marriage" because to do so, we would have to completely change the sacrament of matrimony. Marriage is a sacrament (that's right, an efficacious sign of grace instituted by Christ and entrusted to the Church). All sacraments are made up of a 'formula' and specific 'matter.' You see, the 'formula' in marriage is the "I do" part, and the matter of marriage is one man and one woman. So, without one man and one woman, the sacrament lacks the matter and does not work. Someone smart should just come up with a solution like rights for gay couples to make them legally bound because that's what they really want anyway. I don't think they are worried about their Catholic relationship with God. This would make everyone happy. Wow, long comment. I love Alex!!:)

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