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Sensual Senator

It warms my heart to know we have such prestigious pedophiles representing our country. What? You'd rather have just any pedophile off the street? What kind of a person are you?

I've picked out some of my favorite messages Mark Foley sent to his teenage internet sex buddy.

Maf54 (7:33:39 PM): i am in pensecola...had to catch a plane
Xxxxxxxxx (7:33:47 PM): oh well thats fun
Maf54 (7:34:04 PM): indeed

This is funny to me because I use the word "indeed" a lot.

Maf54 (7:37:27 PM): how my favorite young stud doing
Xxxxxxxxx (7:37:46 PM): tired and sore
Xxxxxxxxx (7:37:52 PM): i didnt no waltzing could make you sore
Maf54 (7:38:04 PM): from what
Xxxxxxxxx (7:38:34 PM): what do you mean from what
Xxxxxxxxx (7:38:42 PM): from waltzing...im sore from waltzing
Maf54 (7:39:32 PM): tahts good
Maf54 (7:39:32 PM): you need a massage

Haha. Classic.

Xxxxxxxxx (7:41:57 PM): ugh tomorrow i have the first day of
lacrosse practice
Maf54 (7:42:27 PM): love to watch that
Maf54 (7:42:33 PM): those great legs running

First the Duke Lacrosse team rapes a woman, then this perverted kid brings lacrosse up. My sport is really gaining a solid reputation.

This next part is long, but it's all hilarious. Enjoy...

Maf54 (7:46:33 PM): did any girl give you a haand job this weekend
Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:38 PM): lol no
Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:40 PM): im single right now
Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:57 PM): my last gf and i broke up a few weeks agi
Maf54 (7:47:11 PM): are you
Maf54 (7:47:11 PM): good so your getting horny
Xxxxxxxxx (7:47:29 PM): lol...a bit
Maf54 (7:48:00 PM): did you spank it this weekend yourself
Xxxxxxxxx (7:48:04 PM): no
Xxxxxxxxx (7:48:16 PM): been too tired and too busy
Maf54 (7:48:33 PM): wow...
Maf54 (7:48:34 PM): i am never to busy haha
Xxxxxxxxx (7:48:51 PM): haha
Maf54 (7:50:02 PM): or tired..helps me sleep
Xxxxxxxxx (7:50:15 PM): thats true

Too true, young pervert and old pedophile. Too true.

The next 70 lines or so is completely dedicated to the subject of self-gratification. I'll spare you the details, but I'd be remiss if I didn't include at least a couple lines. If you're squeamish, do not read.

Maf54 (7:53:32 PM): love details

Xxxxxxxxx (7:54:31 PM): well i dont use my hand...i use the bed itself

Maf54 (7:55:02 PM): completely naked?

Maf54 (7:55:51 PM): cute butt bouncing in the air

Maf54 (7:56:39 PM): i may try that

Maf54 (7:57:45 PM): where do you throw the towel

Maf54 (7:58:59 PM): but it must feel great spirting on the towel

Maf54 (7:59:48 PM): is your little guy limp...or growing

Ugh...I just threw up in my mouth a little.

While reading, keep in mind that this man is a United States Congressman who is a former co-chair of the House Caucus on Missing and Exploited Children.

Xxxxxxxxx (8:00:20 PM): hey
Xxxxxxxxx (8:00:32 PM): so you have a fetich
Maf54 (8:00:32 PM): hey what
Xxxxxxxxx (8:00:40 PM): fetish**
Maf54 (8:00:43 PM): like
Maf54 (8:00:53 PM): i like steamroom
Maf54 (8:01:04 PM): whats yours
Xxxxxxxxx (8:01:09 PM): its kinda weird
Xxxxxxxxx (8:01:14 PM): lol
Maf54 (8:01:21 PM): i am hard as a rock..so tell me when your reaches rock
Xxxxxxxxx (8:01:23 PM): i have a cast fetish

I defy you to name one single person you know who doesn't have a cast fetish. Sooo hot.

Maf54 (8:03:47 PM): what you wearing
Xxxxxxxxx (8:04:04 PM): normal clothes
Xxxxxxxxx (8:04:09 PM): tshirt and shorts
Maf54 (8:04:17 PM): um so a big buldge
Xxxxxxxxx (8:04:35 PM): ya
Maf54 (8:04:45 PM): um
Maf54 (8:04:58 PM): love to slip them off of you
Xxxxxxxxx (8:05:08 PM): haha
Maf54 (8:05:53 PM): and gram the one eyed snake
Maf54 (8:06:13 PM): grab

That's just good old fashioned cybersex right there.

Maf54 (8:08:31 PM): get a ruler and measure it for me
Xxxxxxxxx (8:08:38 PM): ive already told you that
Maf54 (8:08:47 PM): tell me again
Xxxxxxxxx (8:08:49 PM): 7 and 1/2
Maf54 (8:09:04 PM): ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Maf54 (8:09:08 PM): beautiful

Hold on......

Yep, there goes my dinner. Thanks Foley...asshole.

Some time later the conversation ends with this message...

Xxxxxxxxx (8:16:53 PM): well i better go finish my hw...i just found out from a friend that i have to finish reading and notating a book for AP english

Now, I've heard a lot about how this Foley guy is a pervert and is morally bankrupt for doing this, and it's all true, but what I can't figure out is how this kid gets none of the blame. He's in AP English for crying out loud! He's not some poor, innocent kid who is being preyed upon; he's a sick motherfucker too!

If all of this wasn't infuriating enough, Foley and his lawyer have come out in the past couple days and blamed it on the fact that he is an alcoholic, and more recently, that he was sexually abused by a clergyman as a teen.

1) Even if Foley was sexually abused, that's no excuse for being a pedophile nearly 40 years later.

2) I know alcohol, sir. Alcohol is a friend of mine. And at no point in time has alcohol ever made me want to seduce a young boy. Never. Don't you dare take alcohol's name in vain, you filthy motherfucker.

I don't know what punishment Foley is expecting, but I have seen Jackass 2 and I would love to see him and his little boyfriend strapped to a rocket and shot into oblivion.

God bless America.

We sure do need it.


I can honestly say I feel quite sick. Sadly, he talks just like most teenage boys do...I never realized how that occurred between boys. Now I know. Oh, and the whole "I was abused by a clergyman" thing...he and his fake excuses can go to hell.

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