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Boycott corn!

The hiatus is officially broken to bring you an important news update! Iowa is now the newest, gayest state in the union! Up until now I didn't think that the gays even nested in the Midwest. The epidemic is spreading, everyone. Watch your back...literally.

(I feel like I've used that last joke before. My apologies if this is the case. When you've been in comedy as long as I have you're bound to repeat yourself.)