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Cut to the chase, Ashunti

Police blotter can be funny, so funny in fact, that it makes it all the way to the front page. Here's an example of a front page headline that appeared today in the IU newspaper.

Man slashes woman with samurai sword
Suspect facing battery charges, argument began over puppy

What makes this story ever better is the nut graph, which to you non-journalism majors is essentially the main idea of the article.

A Bloomington man was arrested Monday night after giving an 18-year-old woman (an) eight- to nine-inch cut on her buttocks with a samurai sword.

I guess you could say Mr. Taylor wanted the rambunctious dog to "cut it out."