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Verizon's a rat

So here's a story that affects me. At least, I think it affects me.

Verizon has released "tens of thousands" of communication records to local, state, and federal law enforcement agencies. I don't entirely understand this story, but I can only assume I am now on the FBI's Ten Most Wanted list. In an effort to spite the federal government and the GAY-triot Act, I will be using the words "bomb," "terrorist," and "holy war" as much as possible. Call me at your own risk.