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Drillbit Taylor update

Look at this asshole. This sellout fuck. You expect me to believe that Josh Peck can play a believable bully in the hilariously hilarious new film Drillbit Taylor? He doesn't even make a convincing skinny man. He's a poor man's Justin McAfee only gay and unfunny.

Remember the good old days of 2004? I'm talking about Season 1 of Drake and Josh, when Josh was the lovable obese teen with a heart of gold. A young whippersnapper set in the mold of Ralph Kramden. He was pudgy, silly, and endearing and America wouldn't have had it any other way. But then he decided to pull a Sasso and not only lost pounds, but his appeal. A goofy, skinny guy? I don't think so, Peckerface.

Put your arteries aside and come back to us. Because otherwise, nobody cares.