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Tatiana went Tatiana

"Oh shit, I'm a crazy tiger! Oh Lord, I'm crazy! What is I gone do?!"


Everybody's mad at the tiger, not the jackasses who instigated their own mauling. And Sousa wasn't a boy, he was 17 years old. The motherfucker should've known better.

Not to sound utterly insensitive, it wasn't Sousa's fault that the damn zoo didn't do enough research to understand what a Siberian Tiger is physically capable of. Even more preposterous is the fact that apparently nobody knows how Tatiana escaped. (Bull. Fucking. Shit.) The zoo is covering something up and I hope when the riddle is solved that it gets penalized severely.

To sum up, that tiger didn't go crazy; that tiger went tiger!


Special thanks to Chris Rock!