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How like you this play?

  • His name was in the Mitchell Report and he vehemently denied taking any illegal substances.
  • He vowed to put an end to any speculation that he cheated.
  • He said the only injections he ever received were the painkiller lidocaine and vitamin B-12.
  • He hired private investigators to examine the claims made by Brian McNamee, his former trainer who told Senator Mitchell he'd personally given Clemens steroids.
  • He went on 60 Minutes and swore he was clean.
  • Now, he's filing a defamation lawsuit against McNamee.
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.