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So sweet it's diabetic

I think this picture perfectly illustrates the dumbness of Fool's Gold. How bad is this movie?

"There's more continuity in an episode of Teletubbies."
-Phil Villarreal, Arizona Daily Star-

"It's like Raiders of the Lost Ark, only for retards."
-Jon Popick, Planet Sick-Boy-

"It's early in the year, but I defy any 2008 comedy to be as stupid, slack and sexless as Fool's Gold. And I'm counting Paris Hilton's appalling The Hottie and the Nottie, which is marginally better."
-Peter Travers, Rolling Stone-

And just in case you're wondering, this is what Peter Travers had to say about The Hottie and the Nottie, which apparently also comes out today.

"That generous half star rating I tacked onto to this comedy abomination is all for Paris Hilton. Come on, it takes guts (or gross dim-wittedness) to appear on screen again after House of Wax."

Don't you just love Hollywood?