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TV sucks

Here's another gem from the cornucopia of programs slowly killing our children. Reality shows, of course, are exempt. I really just wouldn't be able to find the time.

Under One Roof

"Tonight at 8, a brand new Under One Roof! Starring the King of Hilarity himself, Flava Fl--hold on, is this copy right?"

"Wednesday nights just got a whole lot funnier, thanks to Under One Roof! The only sitcom to give Terrell Owens a fair shake!"

"Next week on Under One Roof, Cali Cal teaches Winston Jr. to be a gangster rapper! Meanwhile, Chuck D cries himself to sleep!"

"Stay tuned for the uproarious sitcom Under One Roof, right here on MyNetworkTV! Because anybody can just slit their wrists!"

"Coming up next, Under One Roof! It's what Barack Obama would watch...if he hated black people."

"Don't forget to check out an all-new episode of Under One Roof, tonight at 8/7 central. It's okay if you haven't heard of us, we're not that good a show!"

"Under One Roof! Hey, at least it's not Flavor of Love!"

"Don't change the station, MyNetworkTV will be right back with Under One Roof! The only TV show David Duke finds too offensive!"

"Under One Roof: The story of two very different brothers trying to coexist in the same house. If you squint really hard, it'll almost be like you're watching The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air!"