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The following classic comes from a computer class I took in 10th grade, the assignment being to create a flyer for something. The only stipulation was it had to include a Starport Airlines reference, the imaginary airline within the computer textbook we were working out of. This is my entry, altered somewhat because I could not get a decent full picture of the entire page. Therefore, I have kept the heading and written out all text that appeared beneath it.

I got a B because, and I'm not making this up, the teacher wrote, "Is the spell check not working?" This is only one of the reasons I believed myself to be smarter than pretty much every teacher I had in high school.

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"Please dial carefully."

Ha ha, I love it. I actually had to go back and reread the poster to get the jokes, because my eyes instinctively glanced over the spelling errors and replaced them with their correct forms.

I can't believe your teacher didn't understand this.

There comes a time in every reasonably intelligent person's life when they realize that their instructors are human and often have less knowledge of their subject matter than the brightest of the students.

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