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Happy Rape Day!

Hope everybody's having a Merry Enslavement and Extermination of a Native People's Day! A Jolly Ethnocentric Slaughter and Pillage of an Entire Culture's Day to you all!

"Hey, there's people on that island! I just discovered new land!"

Really? Is that all there is to it? Then, hark! I have just discovered Indiana University! Maybe I should murder all the men, rape all the women, and enslave all the children so I can have a national holiday named in my honor! Furniture stores nationwide will commemorate my atrocities by offering 20-30% off on all full size couches! (But only 'til Wednesday, so go now!)

(Haha, I was shocked to find out I hadn't done this post before. Who'd have guessed?!)