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An Obama presidency: Winners & Losers

Winners: Ironists!

With the Obama victory, there is an abundance of irony and comedians who have been hurt by the Democratic senator's win will be quick to change up their acts. (Except for Carrot Top, that guy's bulletproof!) Here's an example for comics to follow - guaranteed laughs!

I can't believe Bush has to leave office in January, he's done such a great job! Why can't he stay for another four years? Who is this Obama guy, anyway? Seems like a big dummy if you ask me. He wants to reestablish presidential accountability? I don't think that's really necessary. And I'm not worried about finding a career after I graduate, the job market is doing just fine.